July 15, 2009

From TheKCGuy

I'm a bit disappointed in the Star for what I believe is false advertising. I receive their "Start Smart Newsletter" each morning, and this morning it featured a headline Man trying to dodge DUI steals ambulance and promises "VIDEO". I'm hoping to see video of this drunken ambulance driver dodging police and crashing. That video apparently does not exist. Anyway, apparently a bad decision-maker jumped into an empty ambulance at Research Medical Center and took off. He hit some stop sticks and eventually crashed into a utility pole. They siced dog on him and then hauled him back to the hospital where he undoubtedly woke up with just about the worst hangover that has ever been experienced.

It's one of those moments that I wish I had had the scanner on.